A BREWERY FULL OF WEIRDOS

This is our About Page.

Who is John Falco, you may ask?

Other than being the Brewmaster and co-founder of Lincoln’s Beard, who cares.

Please take a moment to appreciate this image we created with John Falco inside of John Falco’s face. It is amusing, though completely unnecessary.

We will now showcase a series of images of our staff. In case you’re interested, or whatever.

Meet the weirdos
César “Monty” Monteagudo

César “Monty” Monteagudo

Monty enjoys child humor and prefers Lincoln Logs over Lego.

Paloma "Betty" Mejia

Paloma "Betty" Mejia

She brings an unrelenting passion for underground disco and is a long-standing advocate of Felix the Cat fan forums.

Patrick O'Donnell

Patrick O'Donnell

Patrick is on an all cucumber diet . He also prays for the breakthrough revival of Nickelback.

Mauricio "Mau" Jiron

Mauricio "Mau" Jiron

Mau believes his mustache affects the sexual orientation of the beers we brew.

Gloria Rakowsky

Gloria Rakowsky

Gloria keeps a secret shrine of obscure Canadian beer brands in her closet, which she worships every Winter Solstice.

Christopher J. Mullins

Christopher J. Mullins

While he may sound like a NY Times Bestselling Author, he prefers picture books from elementary book fairs.

Jacob Lindsay

Jacob Lindsay

Jacob moonlights as a cow protector, chasing after hungry foxes with a skateboard.